Month: September 2019

I meant this as a joke but I think I’m going to make this serious.

So first, what you want to do is rob a blacksmith village or get iron yourself. To make this even harder, you should try  (demonitized) an Iron Golem. Next, what you do is, (depending on how much iron you have), an iron pickaxe and water bucket. Next, dig straight down using the  1 by 2 trick by standing in the middle and digging one side down. Head straight for Y11 or Y5 where diamonds are most common. If you press F3 on Java Edition (PC), you can see what coordinates you’re at. On bedrock, (C++ coding, Xbox, PE, Windows 10, etc.) typing in the chat, “/gamerule showcoordinates true” will show you your coordinates on the top left hand side. Once you’re at Y11, start strip mining around unless you find a cave/ravine. Try not to (demonitize) yourself. Diamonds can be found near lava. If you need to cross lava, place your water on the coastline of stone to make an obsidian bridge across the lava. Grab your water back. If no diamonds found, start strip mining again.

I cant see the point of this just beat the game without diamonds.

1. take metal thingy called toaster from store (preferably a bankrupt Kmart near you) 2. either steal or pay for toaster (steal to save money and get caught by bootleg frozone people) 3. turn water on to make your water bill skyrocket. 4. hopefully get some leakage from roof too. (optional) 5. go in bath 6. put toaster in bath and your done and you probably have been hit by the bomb which is the sharp pain you are feeling.

Creeper, aww man. So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side. This task a grueling one hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight. Heads up, you hear a sound turn around and look up. T O T A L S H O C K F I L L S Y O U R B O D Y. Oh no its you again i can never forget those eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes. CAUSE BABY TONIGHT, THE CREEPERS TRYING TO STEAL OUR STUFF AGAIN. (Stuff Again) Cause baby tonight, grab your pick shovel and bolt again. (bolt again) And run run until the sun comes up in the morn. Just when you think you’re safe overhear some hissing from right behind, right right behind. Thats a nice life you have shame its gotta end at this time time time, time time time time. Blows up. And your health bar drops saying you could use a one-up. Get inside dont be tardy. So now you’re stuck in there half a heart is left but dont die die die, die die die die. Cause baby tonight, the creepers tryna steal our stuff again. Cause baby tonight, grab your pick shovel and bolt again. (bolt again) And run run until its done done until the sun comes up in the morn. (CaptainSparklez:) Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor, get it baby. Gonna forge it like you so mlg pro swords made of diamond so come at me bro. (huh) training under the torchlight hone that form get you ready for the big fight, every single day, all night, creepers out prowling look alright. Look at me look at you, take my revenge thats what im gonna do, im a, warrior baby, what else is new, and my blade is gonna tear through you. (TryhardNinja) Cause baby toniighhhht, (Lets take back the world), Take your revenge! And fight fight like its the last last night of your life life show them your bite. Cause baby tonight the creeper is trying to steal our stuff again, (stuff again). i probably failed at this and i want commit toaster bath